Upgraded Service Announcement!

As many of you may know, Geek God Repairs offers technology services at prices that are far more reasonable than what you will find at retail stores. However, we have so far lacked any other unique characteristics to entice more people to use our services.

Geek God Repairs is proud to announce the first of what we hope to be many service upgrades. Virtually every place you could go offers what is generally called a “Computer Tune-up,” us included. These services vary in what is done, and in price, but often they are offered for 1 of 2 reasons. Sometimes, it’s a service with a high profit margin; in most cases, you’re paying for 30 to 60 minutes of time, maybe 15 of which is actually spent interacting with your computer. Very rarely are these worth the money you pay for them. The other reason this might be offered is as a way to get you in the door; this type of tune-up is generally cheap or free, but of course your wallet will come out significantly lighter because of all the things they’ll miraculously discover you “need.” And obviously you’ll need to come back every 6 months so you can be soaked for more cash each time.

Geek God Repairs is now offering an improved tune-up experience. Our tune-up includes the following standard services, any of which you can opt out of:

1. Disk cleanup – Remove the digital debris that comes with everyday computing. This includes junk files, temporary files, and old system logs.
2. Startup optimization – Many programs seem to feel as if they need to load at startup. The vast majority of these actually do not. We’ll remove or disable any unnecessary startup processes that slow you down, so you can do what you want faster.
3. Disk defragmentation – Files are not always stored in one physical location on disk. Defragmentation relocates files so that they occupy only one area of your disk, decreasing disk access times.
4. Registry clean – As you install and uninstall programs, updates, and devices, your registry becomes increasingly clogged and bogged down with unneeded entries. Let us clean it out so you get the best computing experience possible.
5. OS updates – Any important updates you may have missed will be installed, helping to keep you secure.

As we said, this is a fairly standard list, but where we go the extra mile is in the feature we like to call “Auto-Tune.” For those parts of the tune-up that should be done on a regular basis, we offer full automation; in other words, your computer will periodically give itself a tune-up, with no intervention required! No more worries about getting your computer serviced regularly, or pushy salespeople.

Remember, at Geek God Repairs, we only want to fix a given problem once. If you come back, it should be because you need something new, and feel we’re worth your time and money!